(Source: pusheen)
| Son: | Hey dad, how did you meet mum? |
| Dad: | You don't want to know son.. |
| Son: | Please dad! |
| Dad: | So I was at a signing and your mum came up to me and told me to sign a paper for her.. |
| Son: | Then what happened daddy! |
| Dad: | It was a marriage certificate. |
